I was looking through my iphone pictures and realized - my kid makes the best faces ever.
Holy crap, birth was terrifying!
The side-eye: I know how to use it!
OH MY GOD, IT'S A GIANT HAND!
We'll just call this one "my mommy dressed me in something stupid"
"Are you guys serious with this hat?"
"I was dead serious about knowing how to use that side-eye..."
"I shall look at you thoughtfully while I poop."
"I think "shocked and appalled" is a good look for me"
"I am confused regarding why you thought this stupid bouncer would entertain me. I'm about to scream bloody murder."